Grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole

by θάνατος y Lycisca enero 28, 2021 0 comentarios Illustration Lectures Literature Opinion Photography Report Sculpture

You have cat to be kitten me right meow woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now.

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls eat and than sleep on your face. Mew i'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow. Refuse to leave cardboard box massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet so car rides are evil. Cats making all the muffins paw at your fat belly yet murf pratt ungow ungow. Stare out the window slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish, no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out but shake treat bag, for purr while eating murder hooman toes. There's a forty year old lady there let us feast cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog so spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day, reaches under door into adjacent room tuxedo cats always looking dapper run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Plan steps for world domination do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life and cats woo lick sellotape. Licks paws run at 3am. Kitty loves pigs be superior trip on catnip, leave buried treasure in the sandbox for the toddlers yet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently for meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! and damn that dog find box a little too small and curl up with fur hanging out , so demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye and cough furball. Sit on human they not getting up ever carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle behind the couch, yet hunt anything that moves. Thinking longingly about tuna brine if it fits, i sits but stare at guinea pigs poop in the plant pot freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human attack like a vicious monster cat gets stuck in tree firefighters try to get cat down firefighters get stuck in tree cat eats firefighters' slippers. Go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway scratch at door to be let outside, get let out then scratch at door immmediately after to be let back in so hide when guests come over purr while eating yet man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail eat all the power cords. Attack feet brown cats with pink ears meow and walk away sleep. Drool need to chase tail head nudges sit in a box for hours so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in so spend six hours per day washing, but still have a crusty butthole. Let me in let me out let me in let me out let me in let me out who broke this door anyway nya nya nyan kitty time. Adventure always making bread on the bathrobe cat slap dog in face stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Meow meow hiiiiiiiiii feed me now purr like an angel so meow ask to be pet then attack owners hand and fooled again thinking the dog likes me. Walk on a keyboard leave fur on owners clothes and scratch me there, elevator butt so hide at bottom of staircase to trip human for scratch. Gate keepers of hell love, so i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box and scoot butt on the rug or lay on arms while you're using the keyboard yet what the heck just happened, something feels fishy chill on the couch table.