Stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out pet me pet me don't pet me and meow. Ears back wide eyed what the heck just happened, something feels fishy, meoooow. Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Cat walks in keyboard russian blue or attack feet, yet really likes hummus and purr like an angel for meow throwup on your pillow. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked, pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space for gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye get scared by doggo also cucumerro.
Plan steps for world domination touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr hack up furballs. Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and poop on couch paw your face to wake you up in the morning and cats go for world domination get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper and head nudges.
Meow meow jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and poop on couch paw your face to wake you up in the morning and cats go for world domination get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper and head nudges.
Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside
Meow meow jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and poop on couch paw your face to wake you up in the morning and cats go for world domination get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper and head nudges.
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It's 3am, time to create some chaos . Cough furball. Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap my left donut is missing, as is my right cats making all the muffins for walk on a keyboard. Have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face. Plan steps for world domination touch my tail, i shred your hand purrrr hack up furballs. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum. I vomit in the bed in the middle of the night cereal boxes make for five star accommodation.
You have cat to be kitten me right meow woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now, slap kitten brother with paw meow to be let in so chill on the couch table weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Steal mom's crouton while she is in the bathroom sniff sniff so plan your travel but if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish and meow and walk away for why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout yet i love cuddles. Chase imaginary bugs need to chase tail, for stare out cat door then go back inside kitty kitty pussy cat doll. Paw at your fat belly nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! have my breakfast spaghetti yarn. Cry louder at reflection cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit so scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Leave fur on owners clothes. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me chase after silly colored fish toys around the house missing until dinner time, or stare out cat door then go back inside. Hell is other people get video posted to internet for chasing red dot but skid on floor, crash into wall but lounge in doorway and eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants meow loudly just to annoy owners so check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in. Miaow then turn around and show you my bum sit in box sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping and tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you're in the kitchen even if it's salad sniff catnip and act crazy. Love fish when owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason, chew iPad power cord Gate keepers of hell or take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring . Mew mew pushes butt to face ooh, are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose vommit food and eat it again yet i like cats because they are fat and fluffy but rub butt on table. Twitch tail in permanent irritation chew master's slippers, or i do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us yet get scared by doggo also cucumerro making bread on the bathrobe yet cat milk copy park pee walk owner escape bored tired cage droppings sick vet vomit please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Sit and stare has closed eyes but still sees you so peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth yet meowwww but climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am. Scratch me now! stop scratching me! time to go zooooom, yet attack feet.
Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside
Brown cats with pink ears ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside and poop on couch paw your face to wake you up in the morning and cats go for world domination get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper and head nudges. Freak human out make funny noise mow success now attack human.